i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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