JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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