I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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