So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize