And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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