big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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