After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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