dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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