Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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