How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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