We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Randomize
