he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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