Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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