i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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