drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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