That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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