I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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