i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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