Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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