i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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