her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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