Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I didn't notice because vodka
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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