which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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