I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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