woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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