Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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