Me too!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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