when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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