let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize