So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I intend to get homeless drunk
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Randomize
