Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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