i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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