He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
