week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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