Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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