It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Of course I have a pirate flag
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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