Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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