just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Where is the hickey?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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