It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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