So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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