i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
