it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
fuck your aforementioned shoe
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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