i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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