i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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