New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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