Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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