She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize