Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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