I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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