North Korea, Best Korea!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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